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Beer Delivery Driver Points Trembling Shotgun As Crowd Of Scottish Soccer Fans Close In

7+ hour, 4+ min ago  (203+ words) MIAMI'Whispering a final goodbye to a wallet photo of his wife and two young daughters, beer delivery driver Marcus Dailey jumped down from the cab of his semi truck Wednesday and pointed a trembling shotgun as a crowd of Scottish…...